Weird Singh is REALLY the King...

With the August 15 release of Akshay Kumar - Katrina Kaif's weird "Singh is Kinng", I am pressed to think - is it true? Is the Singh really the King? - Really weird
Thinking about this led me to our Parliament, where there is the live example, and which almost instantly made me change my perception ---- SINGH is really the KING (Weird)... Check this out!!

What say? Shoot your comments...

Who nuked the fridge? Indiana Jones phrase is an instant hit!

There is ample evidence that the phrase “jump the shark” – which emerged from a dorm-room discussion of a ridiculous episode of “Happy Days”, a 1980’s TV show – has gone mainstream. Many columnists now invoke this phrase, casually, to describe things that they perceive as being past their prime. Last week, the Motley Fool website used this phrase to speculate that the Berkshire Hathaway annual general meeting might have lost its mojo – much the way that Fonzie, the leather-jacketed lothario on the “Happy Days” show, did when he water-skied over a shark.

In recent weeks, a similarly ridiculous episode from the popular movie “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” has produced a similar term – “nuked the fridge” – that is gaining much attention online. In “Indiana Jones …”, the hero’s improbable achievement was to survive a nuclear blast by hiding in a refrigerator. Hence, to “nuke the fridge” means to introduce a wildly implausible element to a once-respected frachise, or more generally to signal the abandonment of past standards of quality.

Newsweek has already chronicled the new phrase, describing it as a synonym for “movie-franchise meltdowns.” The Urban Dictionary website has already taken note of it and may include it in their database shortly! What’s more, there are already websites nukedthefridge.com and nukingthefridge.com that hope to take advantage of the burst of notoriety; one website has even quotes that the “nuked the fridge” phrase is actually a term used by movie fans and critics alike to denote a point in which a film/TV program veers off into realm of ridicule and stupidity.

Funny personal profiles on an Indian matrimonial site...

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a
profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...

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Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya, I am single i dont have male, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore .. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
(Truly yours)

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I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than I. Because I love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on........ hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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I am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknowi am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

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I want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH. I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY. THEY ARE
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})

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Whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp.

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants. Infact she doesn't know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP ? ?

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I love my patner I marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

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I am pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)

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My name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(heights of desperation!)

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I am kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

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Hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ....

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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
(Gosh!!!!!!!! she knows her heart color)

Sikhs Strike Back - Intelligently!!!

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy
Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community.So the Pope made a deal
He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sikh community
If the Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. If the Pope won, the Sikhs would leave.

The Sikhs realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle-aged man named Harbinder Singh to represent them. Harbinder asked for one additional condition to the debate.
To make it more interesting, neither side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. Harbinder Singh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute.
Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
Harbinder looked back at him and raised one finger.
The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Harbinder pointed to the ground where he sat.
The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine.
Harbinder pulled out an apple.

The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The Sikhs can stay."

An hour later, the cardinals were gathered around the Pope asking him what had happened.
The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity.
He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still One God common to both our religions.
Then, I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us.
He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us.
Then, I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins.
He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin.
He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Sikh community had crowded around Harbinder Singh. "What happened?" they asked.
"Well," said Harbinder, "First he said to me that the Sikhs had three days to get out of here.
I told him not one of us was leaving.
Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Sikhs.
I let him know that we were staying right here."
"Yes, and then???" asked the crowd.
"I don't know", said Harbinder,
"He took out his lunch, and I took out mine!!

Balle Balle... Hats off to my Sikh brothers and their sisters...

Vacuum Cleaner - Awesome Incident...

A newly joined vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street, which incidently would be his first customer.

A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet."Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this s***!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, Madam?"

"We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"

Moral: Gather all required information before working on any project... :) :) :)

Headlines of News Channels in 2023 - Any Guesses???

Here is a list of TOP 10 news items in the year 2023 (in reverse order of importance):

1. President Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi receive Italy Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attend Aishwarya's 3^rd marriage.
5. Mein tau aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand.
6. Petrol Rs. 999/litre.
7. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400 years.
8. Coach Ganguly resigns, as India went out of world cup in 1st round after losing to Korea.
9. Navjot Singh Siddhu will launch his own TV channel where he can speak for a whole day.
10. You would be the proud reader of a highly successful website (i.e. this) J!