A Pathan being interviewed by US Embassy,
CONSUL: Your name please?
PATHAN: Sher Khan.
CONSUL: Sex?
PATHAN: Six times a week.
CONSUL: I mean, male or female?
PATHAN: Both male & female & sometime even Donkeys.
CONSUL: Holy Cow!
PATHAN: Yes. Cows & Dogs too.
CONSUL: Isn't that hostile?
PATHAN: Horse style, Dog style, any style.
CONSUL: O Dear!
PATHAN: No Deer, they run too fast.
CONSUL faints!!! J
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