Some Fantabulous Thoughts & Shayaris

Friends are like Asian paints: Dunia Badal De
Girlfriends are Like Everest Masale: Taste main Best
Wife is like Mosquito Coil: Dhund Dhund ke Maaregi

U love someone - U marry someone else.
The one u marry, becomes your wife or husband...
And the one you loved, becomes the password of your mail id!!!

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wifethekidney. If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the livermanages with other kidney.

Motto of the Generation Next:
Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

What's the difference between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date.
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain orwife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

1 comment: Team said...

Hi Everyone.

Your blog is nice and informative. We think your visitors will like this posting. As we all know Indian stock markethas seen correction in recent past rather few days back. ( We have also mentioned on our website that correction is due start booking profit in long positions.)

Now we are claiming that start buying Nifty or any of your fav. stocks in first half on Monday ie. 21-Jan-08.

So buy anything from Monday after 2 hours and we can once again witness rally from Thursday 24th JAN 2008 onwards.

So all in all its a nice much awaited opportunity for investors to make handsome decent profits.

Thanks n Regards


© blogger templates 3 column | Make Money Online