Don't copy if you can't paste!

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

Speaker: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock.

The speaker added after a few seconds: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause from the audience........

A week later, a top manager who was present in the above audience, tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

His wife went mad with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....... and I can't remember who she was!!"

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!