Some Fantabulous Thoughts & Shayaris

Friends are like Asian paints: Dunia Badal De
Girlfriends are Like Everest Masale: Taste main Best
Wife is like Mosquito Coil: Dhund Dhund ke Maaregi

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U love someone - U marry someone else.
The one u marry, becomes your wife or husband...
And the one you loved, becomes the password of your mail id!!!

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wifethekidney. If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the livermanages with other kidney.

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Motto of the Generation Next:
Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

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What's the difference between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date.
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain orwife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.