Some of the cool jokes...

Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Q. How can Santa Singh Kill a Lion?
A. Santa Singh thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me.
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Q. A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married... Guess what they named them.
A. Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife: Honey, What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Santa Singh: O Banno Car ki speed itani kyon badha di..?
Biwi: Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pahale ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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Santa Singh: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
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Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How?
Student: Ladies first.
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Man before Marriage I like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Where ever U Go Our Network Follows."
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Santa Singh: That Cow is a Lovely Colour.
Farmer: Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa Singh: Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
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2 Dost Suicide karne gaye, Pahala: "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!"
Dusra dost: "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance me Job maang raha hai."